thanks for choosing god.

speaking of scams...
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

I have opinions, and some of them aren't too popular with some people. Not that I care much, mind you. My opinions are my opinions, and no one else's, and therefore I don't care what they think. But whether I care or not, I get a lot of mail from people telling me that I'm going to hell, or that I'm jealous of their country, or both. Or something else entirely. Fair enough.. people are entitled to express their opinions, after all. I'd be a bit of a hypocrite if I said that they shouldn't. Having said that, some of the messages I get are just funny, so for the viewing pleasure of those of you who care, here's the email section. It comes in two flavours:


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